My Funny Little World

Chris Brown has released his 5th studio album, a 19-track repugnant record what we can only hope will be his last.

First track “Turn Up the Music” sets the tone for the whole album: generic, overly auto-tuned commercialized R&B that could easily be any other artist in the charts right now. “Don’t Judge Me” isn’t related to recent events, but rather is Brown asking his significant other not to judge him for cheating on her. Poor guy, “Til I Die” is a catastrophic misogynistic shit of a song, with lyrics: “I super soak that ho/Show ‘em no love/Throw ‘em a towel”.

The whole album is skitzy and has two themes: unprotected sex is super fun and partying is cool. Even if you are into this kind of music or just love the beat, this is a catastrophic clusterfuck of an album that shouldn’t appeal to anyone with ears…or morals.

Let’s just get down to it. Regardless of whether Chris Brown has any musical talent (he doesn’t) or whether this album is any good (it isn’t), the man recently brutally assaulted a woman, and is still regularly invited back to award shows and worshiped by “Breezy” fans worldwide. Which is, frankly, disgusting. And for those of you out there saying you need to separate the music and the man; screw you, don’t encourage his actions. 

Final words: DON’T BUY THIS ALBUM.

BOLD what applies to you.

I am a cuddler. 

I am a morning person.

I am an only child.

I am currently in my pyjamas.

I am currently pregnant.

I am left handed. 

I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first. 

I bite my nails.

I can be paranoid at times.

I enjoy country music. 

I enjoy smoothies.

I enjoy talking on the phone.

I have a car.

I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.

I have a hidden talent. 

I have a pet.

I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.

I have all my grandparents. 

I have been to another country. 

I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.

I have or had broken a bone.

I have caller I.D. on my phone.

I have bathed someone.

I have changed a diaper.

I have changed a lot over the past year.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

I have had major/minor surgery.

I have killed another person. 

I have had my hair cut within the last week.

I have mood swings.

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

I have rejected someone before.

I like the taste of blood. 

I love Michael Jackson.

I love sleeping.

I love to shop. 

I own 100 CDs or more.

I own and use a library card. 

I read books for pleasure in my spare time.

I sleep a lot during the day.

I strongly dislike math. 

I was born in a country other than the US. 

I watch soap operas on a regular basis.

I work at a job that I enjoy.

I would classify myself as ghetto.

I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. 

I am currently wearing socks.

I am tired.

I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt.

I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.

I have/had:

Graduated high school. 

Smoked cigarettes.

Rode every ride at an amusement park.

Collected something really stupid. 

Gone to a concert.

Helped someone.

Spun turn tables.

Watched four movies in one night.

Been broken up with.

Taken a college level course.

Been in a car accident.

Been in a tornado.

Watched someone die.

Been to a funeral.

Burned yourself.

Ran a marathon.

Your parents got divorced.

Cried yourself to sleep.

Spent over $200 in one day . 

Cheated on someone.

Been cheated on.

Written a 10 page letter.

Had a best friend.

Lost someone you loved.

Skipped school

Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.

Stolen books from the library. 

Been in a mental hospital.

Watched the Harry Potter movies.

Fired a gun.

Been in a school play.

Been fired from a job.

Taken a lie detector test.

Swam with dolphins.

Attempted suicide.

Written poetry. 

Read more than 20 books a year.

Gone to Europe.

Loved someone you couldn’t have.

Used a coloring book over age 12.

Had surgery.

Had stitches. 

Taken a taxi.

Had more than 5 online conversations going at once.

Had a hamster.

Dyed your hair.

Had something pierced. 

Got straight A’s. 

Your parents sent you to a shrink.

Been handcuffed.

My hair is naturally the color:

Light brown

Medium brown

Dark brown

Blonde

Black

Dirty blonde

Strawberry blonde/Ginger

My eyes are:

Brown

Blue

Green

Grey

Hazel 

Light brown

A combination of things

People sometimes label me as:

Slut

Girly 

Ugly

Nerd

Other

My longest relationship was (including on and off relationships:(

1 month or less

2 months

3 months

4 months

5 months

6 months

7 months

8 months

9 months

10 months

11 months

1 year

2 year 

3 year+

I’ve never been in a relationship.

Some of my biggest fears are:

Spiders/other insects

Dying 

Doctor/dentist appointments

Hospitals

Needles

Disease

Being alone in the dark

Heights

Small spaces

Oceans/large bodies of water

Holes

Large animals

Small animals

Dying young

Open spaces

I have:

A friend with benefits

A laptop in my room

A television in my room 

Good grades

My own car

Married parents